I had a few ideas for this week’s Tales of the Cluefree, but then I saw this, and I knew I couldn’t top it.
This reminded me of the employee a colleague had to deal with once. They worked at a bank. He got fired for rubbing up against a space heater, naked, in the manner of Alison’s candidate. Since this was a bank, the whole thing was caught on the security tape. When asked why he did it, he said, “I was cold.”
This isn’t really the theme I’d planned for the 4th of July weekend, but I guess “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness” can mean many things to the cluefree among us.
Tales of the Cluefree appear pretty much every Friday. Past stories are here.
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