Meet the One Who Loves Himself. A Lot.

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I had a few ideas for this week’s Tales of the Cluefree, but then I saw this, and I knew I couldn’t top it.

Alison from Ask a Manager had this guy who applied for a job and included a link to his blog…the one where he talks about being a chronic masturbator.

This reminded me of the employee a colleague had to deal with once.  They worked at a bank.  He got fired for rubbing up against a space heater, naked, in the manner of Alison’s candidate.  Since this was a bank, the whole thing was caught on the security tape.  When asked why he did it, he said, “I was cold.”

This isn’t really the theme I’d planned for the 4th of July weekend, but I guess “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness” can mean many things to the cluefree among us.

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